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The World Is Mine For The Taking
by Boredsushi
Please note that this work of fiction is not safe for work (NSFW). It contains words, scenes, and phrases not suitable for audiences below 18. Be aware.Leon was your typical guy, perceived as weak in his school because his skills hadn't awakened, even though they usually did at the coming of age. He attended the prestigious Milham's Magic Knight Academy, where snagging the top spot meant automatic entry into the esteemed position of a Magic Knight in the country. Unfortunately, Leon found himsel…
My Post-Apocalyptic Shelter Levels Up Infinitely!
by Catty Catty Catty
As disaster was about to strike, a group of survivors transmigrated into a desolated world and were challenged to a game of survival. From terrifying acid rains, to endless natural disasters, the heavens burn while the earth scorches, radiation is rampant, and nobody is spared from the dangers of this hellscape. The only way one survives is by building a shelter and slowly upgrading it in hopes of surviving another day. Luckily, Su Mo awoke a Doomsday Survival System that allowed him to infinite…
My Ex-Husband Begged Me to Take Him Back
by Angelica2511
Ava’s marriage was nothing like she had anticipated. Despite being married to the man she loved, she had endured nothing but humiliation and misery from her husband for the past five years.She put up with everything in the hopes of one day carving out a space in his heart. But her husband ultimately drove her to the breaking point when he handed her the divorce papers on their fifth anniversary, claiming that he loved someone else. He had taken all her family assets her father had left for her. …
Global Evolution: I Super Double Up on my evolution
by Bamboo City's Little Overlord
Transferred to the all-inclusive evolution game "Playful Mountains and Seas", only to become a weakling drained by a Fox Demon?Right from the start, my class teacher advised me to drop out and enroll in Lanxiang's Kai Tian Pi Di Machine major, in order not to drag down the college entrance rate?You, with innate cheats after the transfer, are completely unfazed by this - you even want to laugh. It's just evolution, all it takes is hands!You stretch lazily after waking up, HP+1+1+1...... your fles…
My Pick Up Artist System
by SamsaraWithWords
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]"You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness a…
I Spread my Genes to Level Up in the Apocalypse
by Aurelius_Imperator
The world was destroyed, torn to shreds by the war as it raged on. With the falling of nuclear bombs, the mutation strangely adapted and became an entirely new element.Those who couldn't withstand this mutation became beings tethering on the edge of life and death, becoming undead.Only a small population remains on the earth now.In this small population, some can adapt to the mutation and awaken unique powers in the apocalypse, while others are entirely unaffected, still like normal people.Ray w…
System, please just shut up
by blue_55
[Task Updated: Retrieve the Echo of a Forgotten Smile.][Task Updated: Hunt the Soul-Eater of the Shifting Sands.][Task Updated: Recover the Shard of Twilight from the Cradle of Screaming Mists].."..."'Just kill me Already.'............................In a world governed by the Archive, a relentless system that pushes humanity to its limits through brutal discipline and constant tasks, Kael awakens in a new body with no memory of his past.His version of the Archive is different.Its demands are bi…
Dual levelling: I level up with my clones
by Kutley
War breaks out between the human race and monsters, and Lee Seung loses everything to it at the age of sixteen — his family, home, and happiness. He had always dreamed of becoming powerful enough to stop the remaining monsters in the world. One day, he awakens the ability to create multiple versions of himself called "replications". With his clones, he grows stronger every time. But will this new power bring him the happiness he desires? The revenge he craves? Or will it further ruin his life? L…
Leveling Up With My Dragon System
by Keremu
Kai is refused help from the president and thrown back into ground zero, where he meets a man whom he shows kindness to. As an act of repayment Kai is taken to the under tunnel of the city where he discovers a secret office belonging to his father. The stranger seemed to know what he was looking for after some time he handed over a box to Kai.A melodic robo voice came from the box-|DNA ACTIVATION VERIFIED|--|ASTRAL NODE IS ONLINE|--|SYSTEM HAS BEGUN ACTIVATING|--|AWAITING MANUAL OVERRIDE TO TURN…
I Woke My Disabled Husband up at Wedding Night!
by Wisps of blue smoke
# 1V1 # FONDNESSOVERTIME Shi Qian’s stepmother set her up and forced her to marry a vegetative man. There were three good things about him. He was rich, handsome… and unable to wake up! Fu Sinian, who had been in a coma for more than three years, woke up and found that he suddenly had a wife. His petite wife was fair, beautiful and had long legs.“If you don’t love me, I don’t need you!” Fu Sinian said and coldly threw out the divorce papers.***Not long after, the famous Shi Qian was caught in…
Taking Part in a Survival Game with My Brother
by Jie Yulu
Lu Yang, the big-shot of a post-apocalypse world, has transmigrated back to her original world. She soon found out that she was cannon fodder in a novel about showbiz. Her own brother, Lu Mingyu, is one of the many people in love with the female lead. After Lu Mingyu took part in a survival variety show, he became insomniac and paranoid about food every day, becoming widely infamous because of it, with their family falling apart soon after. To avoid that fate, Lu Yang decided to participate in …
Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!
by Diving rabbits
Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where w…
I Woke My Vegetative Husband up After Booktransmigrating
by Qiaoqiao
Ming Liuyi transmigrated into a novel she had read, and to make matters worse, she was placed into the body of the novel's antagonist who shares the same name. The original Ming Liuyi, bullied into marrying a cripple, decided to abuse the rich male lead, Yao Zizhou, until he went into a vegetative state. Ming Liuyi knew she had three months of safety before Yao Zizhou woke up and took his revenge. But for some reason, she was drawn to him, and when she touched him, her spiritual energy began to …
As a Fisherman, My Fish Can Level Up
by Hidden Away
[Fishing novel, light-hearted daily life, welcome everyone to enjoy reading]Chu Mingcheng, who was nearly thirty, encountered workplace PUA. Working overtime not only meant no extra pay, but also his date for a prearranged blind date had run off.Returning to his coastal hometown to clear his mind, he unexpectedly discovered a mountain of mud shrimp on the beach and accidentally awakened a "Golden Finger."[Currently unlocked methods of capture: Hand, Fishing Rod][Mud Shrimp, also known as Mantis …
My Husband is the Emperor : I Woke Up With a Husband
by mata0eve
"I'm your husband" suddenly a man claims to be my husband. How did it happen? Before my coma , The man I loved betrayed me and choose my step-sister, xie huelin . I was accused of abusing drugs by xie huelin and My birth parents kicked me out of the family. My foster mother was the only person who believes in me, But on the day I went back to my foster mother house, the house was burned and she fell into coma.The one who caused it was my step-sister, When I went to the hospital to meet my mothe…
Leveling Up with My Adorable Monster Girl Harem!
by Sixth
"I want to cuddle you, wrap you in my tails, take those lips, and explore more of your body — I have never felt like that before."Leveling up is not tedious if you have adorable girls by your side!Leon started his second life with a challenging and callous test to receive a system, only to begin his first steps in another world with an adorable fox girl by his side.How would these two start their journey, and who else will join them? What will Leon achieve in a different world? He may find more …
Can't Take My Eyes Off You
by Breeze Never Too Late
“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!”He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?”“Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…”He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.”Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him!After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings!Lu Xingzhi strived f…
I Became Invincible By Offering Up Sacrifices To My Sect's Grandmaster
by Xia Junji
Zhou Dao transmigrated to a world where demons rampaged and Daoist laws ruled.His sect was in straitened circumstances, and their property was on the brink of being demolished. Desperate, Zhou Dao had his eyes fixed on the coffin of the sect’s Grandmaster and decided to do something with it.A voice rang, “D*mn! You are actually plotting to steal my skull. With your attitude, Sunset Mountain has a chance of reaching its heyday again!”On that very night, the corpse of the Grandmaster moved! Moving…
Rebirth to take revenge
by Ace418
Betrayed in her previous life by her fiance and Sister, Claire Smith swore to take revenge on them in this her present life. She was killed mercilessly in her past life by these closest people to her.Meet Alexander Miller the cold hearted young billionaire, he has his eyes on Claire and want to keep her close and also help her take down all people who want to harm her.Will Claire ever be able to love Alex back or will only focus on taking her revenge..............As she slowly opened her eyes sh…
Miss, Take Responsibility for Me
by Su Limo
She might be the most unfortunate woman in the world, her boyfriend of four years was snatched away by her sister, and she even ended up spending the night with a stranger after being drugged by her. When she woke up, she discovered that the man she had "taken advantage of" was none other than the president of LSA Group, Mr. Ou. She couldn't afford to offend such a person, and fled head over heels to Italy for refuge, only to unluckily run into him again there."Miss Xu, I can take responsibility…